Where To Start, Where To Start

I was super hesitant to do this again because I'm not sure what I want this to be. The other blog, which sadly I nuked and have no record of past 2005, started witha very specific purpose... to get over The Boy. Maybe this blog is to get over me.



This could be a "Encouraging Shit My Mom Says" blog. Example: "I know you have two degrees now and live in Shithole, Georgia where there are no jobs but maybe you should just go apply at McDonalds to, y'know, get out of the house."



It could be a "My Husband's Ex-Wife Is A Stupid Cunt" blog. Example: "You tell your new wife it's none of her business whether my kids bathe or not."



It could be "The Adventures of Lola in Shithole, Georgia" blog. Example: "Sweetie can we go out to dinner?" "Honey it's Thursday. Everything closes at eight." "We are fucking moving."



It could be a blog about my marriage but shit that seems boring. All marriage all the time. GAG.



It won't be a "Mommy" blog even though those two kids have taken to calling me StepMumsy because I don't know what the fuck I am doing 3/4's of the time.



I guess I'm just trying to figure it all out. Yes, I will post the wedding story or stories. It really was quite fabulous for only being planned in 8 weeks. I'm just going to try to start slow and hope y'all are entertained along the way.



And yes I know the title is misleading because I actually have MORE baggage but I was trying to be positive. Sue me.



(I will flash y'all a picture of my bouquet just for starters because I absolutely adored it and looking at it makes me smile.)